Is the Mud Run Invitational at it's usual secret location. The attendance policy is as follows:
All those who were there last year addressed an envelope to themselves, and their invitation was mailed out last week.
Once they have a count, if there is still space remaining, The Clandestine Commitee will contact me through satellite communications not traceable by the NSA to inform me of the number of available standby invitations I will be allowed to extend to RGN faithful.
So if you did not attend last yr, and would like to race this yr, you must apply to RGN World Headquarters, division of Standby Registration, with a compelling essay as to why your request should be considered. Much like an application to an elite University, creativity is encouraged, and spelling, usage, and punctuation count.
Good luck
Juan, Dean of RGN Racing School.

Response from Chad:

This haiku is in contemporary extended format. I hope it is to your liking.

I smoked my breakfast
Mobile one in my crankcase
Today we are one

Is this my helmet?
Are these my socks and race gloves?
Are you in my way?

Italian winged beast
I am Midwestern Ben-hur
But no horse to whip

Last chance for points
Orloff thinks he can WIN but
I’m on pain killers

Eye of the tiger
My bike is not for children
While I kiss the sky

The Husqvarna
Likes to run like wild horse
I am a cowboy

Be still in the shop
Will end the season for us
Don’t let it happen

OK… So that’s my essay of sorts. I hope you liked it. Let me know your thoughts

enough to stuff a kid?

Charlotte comes back to clear the name for kids everywhere (please wait, video takes a minute to load):